You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
if only i could text you this smell
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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