he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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