One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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