i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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