and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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