It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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