is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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