So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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