Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
he fucked my hip out of place.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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