Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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