I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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