Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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