This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
is it fun? or sober?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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