"it" just moved
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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