You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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