Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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