Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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