Its about making memories worth repressing
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
i think my cat just said my name.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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