I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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