it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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