What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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