Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I didn't shave. On purpose
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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