i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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