yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
what day is it and did you see me today?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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