I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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