brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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