Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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