We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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