chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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