The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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