he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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