I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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