Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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