is your mom at the bar?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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