Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
