did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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