ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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