What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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