Just cropdusted the office
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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