I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Dick very happy bro
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
