Sponge bath it is.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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