Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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