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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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