Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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