I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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