i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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