I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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