This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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