Where is the hickey?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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