The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
