Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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