Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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