Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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